It's ok to kill disabled people in NZ
13 May 2006
If you want to kill someone in cold blood and get off lightly, come to New Zealand, stab someone who is paralysed in the neck six times and say you're stressed.
Because, according to a Kiwi judge, it's ok to kill disabled people as long as you think you are doing them a favour. It's ok to put them out of their misery – just don't tell them you are killing them.
You'll get a minimum parole period of seven years and, if you are lucky enough to get Justice John Fogarty, you'll get praised that "you thought you were doing an act of mercy in a way that minimised any awareness that [your victim] was about to die and was being killed."
Better still, look after them for a while and do it when you're drunk and you've had a bad day. Justice Fogarty will diagnose you with "accumulated stress" and use his discretion to impose a lesser sentence.
Ask Eric Neil Smail, who must serve only seven years for killing former Paralympian Keith McCormick, instead of the minimum non-parole period of 10 years in a life sentence.
He'll tell you that you even though you tell people you're about to kill your "best mate", the evidence will show you had no intention to kill. It won't matter if your victim is successful and enjoying life - if you believe they're in pain and feel bad about it, just "take it on board" and kill them mercifully. You'll feel better.
At Diversityworks, we have a host of disabled people, just waiting to be killed. Call 0800 KILL-A-MATE and we'll do the rest for you. We'll give you a drink and listen to your worries. Then you'll have your choice of defenseless quadraplegics to stab to death. All you have to do is tell everyone else, but not them.
Sure, you'll do time, but you'll be out before you know it.
But wait, there's more. Sign up to save two people from their miserable lives and we'll give you a third, free. That's right - rid the world of three useless lives, and you'll have yours back in 21 years. You may even end up a hero.
0800 KILL-A-MATE. Doing disabled people - and the world - a favour.
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More info:
CONTACT:Philip PatstonPh 09 376 4837Mob 021 764 837philip@diversityworks.co.nz





